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Ishmael goes sailing with a colorful captain and learns about pale marine life.
Mar 28, 2019, 6:47 PM
Unable to prove whale conspiracy to sink Pequod. More cetaceans needed.
Mar 28, 2019, 6:45 PM
When journalistic integrity seems irreparably damaged, its time to call in the big guns. It’s time for the foot fet…
Jan 10, 2019, 6:07 PM
If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction.
Jan 8, 2019, 3:16 PM
: Boomers: When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. GenX: When life hands you lemons, create a startup to market l…
Jan 8, 2019, 3:14 PM
To the @
Flight 98 attendant who let me sleep through the coffee service and then woke me up at landing with…
Jan 2, 2019, 5:40 AM
: So it turns out that Tesla’s do, in fact, have gas. Just not the kind that emits fumes. @
Dec 24, 2018, 11:10 PM
: Can you bring a bottle of
Petit Reserve to
dinner or do you need to upgrade to fancy bott…
Nov 21, 2018, 7:17 PM
Dug this bad boy out of storage for this weekend’s Homecoming festivities. See you all there!
Nov 2, 2018, 10:54 AM
In case you need help returning your leased @
, let Frank Lee Finance help you out.
Oct 30, 2018, 11:33 AM